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So it was a Friday afternoon and I didn't need to do much of anything so I decided to play some sims 4. I decided then to maybe look around sites like modthesims and thesimsresource for anything new to add. I found some pretty cute stuff in thesimsresource and went to modthesims just to look for some mods.
MC Command Center, no autonomous grieving, etc I had downloaded and placed in my mods folder. I must've been past the popular section because I was in the last page and only one mod was there.
Grilled Cheese aspiration.
Well that was strange. Didn't Sims 4 already have that aspiration or was EA planning to have us spend $20 just to have that aspiration?
Well didn't matter, I clicked on it and went through the installation page like a good person I am. I clicked install and ignored the warnings where even my computer had a pop up that said '
While waiting for it to finish downloading, i go through the comments and i ignore the comments that strangely enough have grilled cheese as their avatars and have some cheese related pun in the usernames, warning that something was wrong with the game. But then suddenly my computer shut down quickly and back up again, back to as if it never shut down at all. But the comments section was strange. The comments were all saying about how they love grilled cheese. Well I have my BDSM fetish but hey go them if they can express their grilled cheese fetish. Ignorance is swiss though...
I download it and put it in my Mods folder along with my other newly put clothing. I boot up the game after that and decided to create a new game just to try it out. After a quick run through to make sure everything was installed properly with clothing and hair, I chose the grilled cheese aspiration. Strangely enough it was a trait too. All It ever said when I hovered my mouse over it was 'GRILLED CHEESE IS LOVE GRILLED CHEESE IS LIFE'. Well whatever grilled cheese is love so I related to that and clicked on it as one of the traits.
I made my sim to look like the person I had hated most; a cross between Amy Schumer and that bitch from 5th period chemistry (Fuck you Karen). Aside from the grilled cheese trait, I choose foodie and evil.
I couldn't think of a good name so I used the randomizer but all that showed up was Bob Pancakes. Well whatever Im not racist so I figured it was a glitch so I rolled with it.
I went with Oasis Springs and choose a random plot of land. After the loading screen, I decided to maybe put Bob as a serial killer or have her move into a nice person's home and kill them. And maybe have her drown in her piss or something.
I waited for the welcome wagon, that damn original Bob Pancakes coming with a stack of grilled cheese. He could've come in with pancakes the nerve of him! I hovered over the grilled cheese plate and it strangely enough said 'In Queso of emergency pray to cheeses' by Bob's Burgers' But grilled cheese isn't a burger!!/!!
I made sure to invite everyone in and lock the door. Once it was locked, I had her murder all the guests one by one as they stood paralyzed. One even pissed himself which was weird as that never really happened before but I sure do love realism.
After killing them all, I had Bob clean herself up and waited for the grim reaper to come. He never did. Damn bitch probably accidentally locked himself in his bathroom again. I shifted and right clicked on the rotting corpse of Bob Pancakes, thinking I had enabled testingcheats but what was strange was that there was only option.
Grilled cheese.
Curiously, I clicked it. Bob made an evil laugh as she approached the corpse of Bob and picked him up as if he weighed nothing and carried him to the countertop. I zoomed in and was greeted to the sight of HYPER REALISTIC blood splattering everywhere the moment Bob began cutting Bob.
I threw up twice at that scene; how could that happen?! I watched hopelessly as I tried to turn off the monitor, pause the game and do anything to stop but it simply kept playing. It wasn't like I could just walk away; no, I swear I was just glued to the screen.
Bob had sliced up Bob's body parts, carrying some to the stove where she shoved it in a pot of boiling water. She talked as she cooked. I had taken 3 years of Simblish to know what she was saying 'I'm happy the old bitch kicked the bucket'
Before I knew it, she used her bare hands to pull out a plate of grilled cheese. Except the cheese was red. And full of blood. There goes lunch again.
I watched as she happily ate the grilled cheese and to my horror, stared up at me with those lifeless cc BJD Eyes by HikariiChaan (promo lol) eyes, "want some?"
I scremed.
I tried clicking off but I couldn't. Hovering over to her name I saw it was 'Grilled Cheese' I swear I didn't change it what was going on?!!1!!
I had her move to go outside, covered in hyper realistic blood and saw that everything was grilled cheese. The houses were made of grilled cheese. The people of grilled cheese and even the mailbox was grilled cheese!
'what THE FUCK IS GOING ON' I screamed out loud at the screen.
'Grilled cheese' IT was in perfect English by the ghost of Bob Saget. Grilled Cheese joined in the chant. Then the rest of the dead corpses sprang back to life. Walking towards me almost. Even the houses were moving.
'grilled cheese, grilled cheese' they chanted over and over like teen girls screaming encore at a One Direction concert.
I felt my computer move. No fuck no I should've spent my money on weed not on this fucking computer if it'll explode on me.
But instead. It just turned to grilled cheese. I screamed. "KY WARRENTY NEVER SAID ANYTHIG ABOUT GRILLED CHEESE'
I could still here the chant of grilled cheese. It was growing louder and louder. I knew what I had to do.
I ate it.
But I was allergic to cheese and died.!
But the scary part is...
I WAS you and u died lol.
And Did I mention I torrented the sims 4 game?